FLAGSHIP ELIXIR
BloodThirst
Natural mineral water armored in obsidian-black aluminum. Crafted for night rituals, backstage riders, and anyone bored of basic hydration.
Taste arc
A three-act experience engineered for slow sips or quick annihilation. Keep it ice-bath cold and crack it when the lights dim.
Opening Hit
Glacial cold snap up front with a metallic kiss — wakes the palate like a midnight siren.
Mid-Palate
Obsidian-filtered mineral blend keeps things razor clean; no plastic funk, no chemical afterthought.
Finale
Dry noble finish that lingers just long enough to remind you you’re alive. Best served at 2°C.
Specs + ritual
- Format
- 330ml aluminum tallboy
- Mineral Profile
- Calcium · Magnesium · Potassium · Bicarbonates
- Source
- Volcanic aquifer — 5,200 ft elevation
- Upkeep
- Store cold · Crack with intent · Crush · Recycle
Chill to 2°C, crack with intent, sip straight or pour over black rock ice. Finish with a can crush — ritual law.
